Holy Taco has made up a list of the 8 types of annoying people you’ll find inside Starbucks. I could probably add about 15 other types of annoying people you’ll find inside of Starbucks, but I will refrain.
My personal favorites are:
4. Complicated Order Guy Who Needs his Coffee Right The F*&K Now.
“When you order coffee, it shouldn’t sound like you’re giving the pass code to a missile defense system”.
3. The Guy Who Hates Starbucks But Goes There Every Day
“He won’t shut up about how Starbucks is bad for the environment and how they’re taking over the world and how their coffee totally “doesn’t taste like the gourmet stuff downtown.” But when you bring up the fact that he’s ranting about Starbucks while he’s actually inside a Starbucks, his crappy hippie-wannabe excuses just start piling up.”
I know plenty of #3’s but I would say I am a bit like #4. Especially in DC, because everything takes twice as long here.
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