Unlike my Christmas, because my parent's dog ate all of the cookies you see above about an hour before my family arrived.
He may look all innocent and disinterested, but don't let those looks fool you. He is a lean, mean, cookie machine. And a crumb snatcher. This is not the first Christmas DeNiro has helped himself to the Christmas goodies.
In addition to that, I also burned a major component of dinner. It reminded me of the National Lampoon's Christmas vacation Christmas dinner where they munched on a turkey that spontaneously combusted and green jello studded with cat food.
I wish you all happy holidays, Merry Christmas filled with love, family and friends. And if you have any cookies, please send me some.
Remy would have never done that.